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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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