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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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