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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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