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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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