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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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