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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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