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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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