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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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