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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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