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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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