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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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