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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Piper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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