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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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