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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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