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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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