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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ginger eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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