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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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