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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Minnie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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