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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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