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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pepper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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