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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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