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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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