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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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