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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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