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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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