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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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