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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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