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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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