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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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