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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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