Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.