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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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