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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jelly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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