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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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