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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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