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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Snort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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