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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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