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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gizmo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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