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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gizmo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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