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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gizmo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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