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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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