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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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