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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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