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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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