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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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