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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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