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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Coco eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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