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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tilly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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