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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tilly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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