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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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