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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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