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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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