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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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