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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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