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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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