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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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