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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Poppy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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