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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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