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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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