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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daenerys eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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