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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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