Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.