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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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