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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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