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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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