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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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