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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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