Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.