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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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