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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Thor eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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